Νιόπαντρος
-Τι γίνεται φιλαράκι, πως είναι η πρώτη σου ημέρα σαν νιόπαντρος;
-Άστα, τα έκανα θάλασσα! Ξεχάστηκα και από συνήθεια της εργένικης ζωής, το πρωϊ της έδωσα 50€!
-Έλα μωρέ θα καταλάβει! Αμα το συζητήσετε δεν θα έχει πρόβλημα. Εργένης ήσουνα… όλος ο κόσμος το κάνει!
-Δεν το έχει αυτή το πρόβλημα εγώ το έχω!
-Γιατί ρε φίλε;
-Γιατί κι αυτή μου έδωσε ρέστα 10€!
**Newlywed**
—Hey buddy, how's your first day as a newlywed going?
—Don't even ask, I totally messed up! I got carried away and out of old bachelor habits, I gave her 50€ this morning!
—Come on man, she'll understand! If you guys talk about it, it won't be a problem. You were a bachelor… everyone does it!
—That's not her problem, it's mine!
—Why, what do you mean?
—Because she gave me back 10€ in change! [Note: The humor comes from the absurdity of treating his wife like a service provider and receiving change, suggesting she's "charging" him as if he's a client]
