Θρησκευτικοί λόγοι

-Γιατί τσακώνεστε εσείς οι δύο;
-Eίναι θρησκευτικοί οι λόγοι κύριε αστυνόμε
με μαχαίρωσε με ένα σταυροκατσάβιδο.
🇬🇧 English Translation
🤖 Auto-translated text. Wordplay and Greek humor may not translate perfectly — but you\'ll get the idea!
-Why are you two fighting? -It's for religious reasons, officer. He stabbed me with a cross-shaped screwdriver. [Note: "σταυροκατσάβιδο" (stauro-katságvido) is a compound word literally meaning "cross-screwdriver" — a Phillips head screwdriver, which has a cross/plus-shaped tip. The humor plays on the double meaning of "σταυρός" (cross) as both a religious symbol and the shape of the screwdriver.]

