Το κορδόνι της απιστίας
-Τι να κάνω; Απάτησα τον άντρα μου σε αυτόν τον καναπέ . Μήπως θα έπρεπε να τον πουλήσω;
-Τι λες, βρε χαζή! Εγώ αν τα πουλούσα όλα, θα μου είχε μείνει μόνο το κορδόνι του αμπαζούρ!
🇬🇧 English Translation
🤖 Auto-translated text. Wordplay and Greek humor may not translate perfectly — but you\\\\\\\'ll get the idea!
Post title: The String of Infidelity
-What should I do? I cheated on my husband on this couch. Maybe I should sell it? -What are you saying, you silly thing! If I sold everything, I'd be left with nothing but the lampshade cord! [Note: "κορδόνι του αμπαζούρ" (lampshade cord) is a humorous Greek expression meaning to have absolutely nothing left—a colloquial way of saying you'd be completely broke]
