Τα κέρατα
Πρώτη Δημοσίευση: 2022-09-16 12:20:36
-Γιατρέ, η γυναίκα μου με απατά, αλλά δεν βλέπω κέρατα να μεγαλώνουν.
-Αγαπητέ μου, αυτό είναι σχήμα λόγου. Δεν φυτρώνουν κέρατα στα αλήθεια!…
-Είστε σίγουρος γι’ αυτό γιατρέ;
-Απολύτως!
-Σας ευχαριστώ, με παρηγορήσατε γιατί νόμιζα ότι είχα έλλειψη ασβεστίου!
🇬🇧 English Translation
🤖 Auto-translated text. Wordplay and Greek humor may not translate perfectly — but you\'ll get the idea!
**The Horns**
"Doctor, my wife is cheating on me, but I don't see horns growing on me." "My dear man, that's a figure of speech. Horns don't actually grow on you!..." "Are you sure about that, doctor?" "Absolutely!" "Thank you, you've relieved my mind because I thought I had a calcium deficiency!"
[Note: In Greek, "wearing horns" (φορώ κέρατα) is an idiom meaning to be a cuckold. The joke plays on the husband's literal misunderstanding, initially worried he has a real medical condition.]
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